fiction
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The Unbending Top

“The city lights faltered in their blaze when compared to the teetotum’s sheen,” one amongst the forty-seven witnesses attending the rooftop bar that night would later testify to a room full of reporters from local to international the story of the “Unbending Top,” as mainstream social media consensus dubbed the object, which had obviously been… Continue reading
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Grammar Easy-Knots (Satire)
Inspired by David Sedaris’s “Me Talk Pretty One Day.” Continue reading
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (Scene Parody)
…a cheap psuedo-Hollywood ripoff of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, only if it was written by Matt Walsh and directed by Lars Von Trier. Continue reading
